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Do you want your news two weeks late and full of toilet humor? Do you yearn for a comedy podcast masquerading as a science and technology podcast? Do you ever think about the zombie apocalypse as... Sexy? Then you've come to the right place! Blue skies from the basement is hosted by best friends, and total tards, Austin, Honesty and Wes! New episodes every two weeks!
Episodes
Tuesday Sep 22, 2020
Tuesday Sep 22, 2020
We're Back!
With an absolutely normal, run of the mill, "nothing to see here" episode... shh don't worry about it. It's better you find out when it happens. Trevor, the younger brother of the Savage Dad himself, is back to join us for our celebration of nothing important all... and the gang gets into full gear, taking a full swing (more like swig), with a full crew!
Austin opens up the show with a story that will give your heart all the feels. From heartbreaking to heartfelt, to heartwarming! I hope your cardio is good, cus your pumper is going on a dog rescue roller coaster with this one! We are all just glad the doggo ended up back where it belonged, safe and sound with it's family of friendly circus clowns. Someone smack Wes when they see him please.
Next up, Wes regales the gang with a twofer. Lets just say he pulled up on the end of a drug bust, and the start of a robbery. This prompts the hosts to wonder about grocery store privilege, flying the American flag, and Lumpy Space Princess impressions. Finally, we cover our TitCup corner (just gonna leave that the way it is, no context), Austin and our guest get into a tizzy over hair color, and then Trevor shows us his roasting super powers and cuts your boy to the core. Damn, that shit was so quick, it musta been on wheels... All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will install human sized bug traps in your house and fill them all of your favorite candies. You can only resist for so long before you find yourself glued to a smelly sheet of thin paper.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
We're Back!
Why is it spicy? We start this one off with a return guest and come through on a promise we made.. The "There Will Be Tears" challenge is here, and Aunt K (co founder of Head, Inc!) is here to experience it with us! Gosh darn, these wings were no joke. Honesty keeps proving she is the smartest host on the pod, as she sits this challenge out and gets the spectator experience. Shouts out to Ohio Pizza for the wings that came directly from Satan's anus! Come listen and watch, as the gang gets baked on pain and struggle through the intro!
Next up, Wes hits his stride with a new found energy and gets overly excited by the booty dancin' on one of them wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen. You guessed it, TikTok corner is back and we watch a special curation from both Honesty and Austin. Of course, we get side tracked as always... and do some spousal abuse, suck a peener into our mouths, push Austin's patience to the limit, and Wes gives us a story about his son not seeing a wall. A WALL. Didn't see it.
Finally, we talk with K about all that can happen in a year, since it has been a full 365 since we had her on. Spoiler alert, this year has been um, interesting, to say the least. From the instability in the world, to white voice actors playing people of color, and a full update on the Homeless Chronicles. The gang really does need to help Wes break his habit of driving bratwurst to gas station bush-people. And in what is sure to become a new favorite segment on the show, Adult Charades makes a return and the savage dad gets no break from embarrassment when the guest elects to make him act all of the charades out himself, again! All of this and much more....
Only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will have a rave inside of your freezer. Austin has a habit of grindin' his ass in the icebox while Wes pretends your fish sticks are old west horses and rides them through your frozen vegetables.... (hmm too many magic mushrooms this week, noted)
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
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FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
Aunt K @specialkaye0223
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
Tuesday Sep 08, 2020
We're Back!
Welcome to the BSFTB BFF Double Trouble Double Date! Honesty's best friend, Katie joins us for a best friend double date and the boys do their best to match this wild energy the girls brought! This one is a chuckle bucket. A giggle box? Cackle cauldron? Either way, we get started off with Austin's tales of a dinner and a show. This dude went and found him some of the spiciest (why is it spiiicy) wings in OH. Choked and snotted and cried his way through as many as he could stomach, then proceeded to hand them out like a "hot mouth/fiery ass" Santa Claus. People gotta respect the spice, lest you find yourself drinkin' out the toilet cus it was the nearest water source.
So run and grab a glass of milk while we setup for another big ass TikTok block! Y'all remember the "Shoes" viral video? No? Well strap in. We start off this weeks batch of "so bad its actually good" with a video 14 years in the making... and guess what? Austin hates it. Shoulda waited 15 years, to really perfect the cringe. We shudder and shake that one off as we dive into a full cornucopia of styles. Everyone but you know who (me?) brought their own brand of Tok to the table this time 'round.
Finally, Wes commits multiple sex crimes on video, as he mimes lewd acts to our guest and fellow hosts. This week marks the beginning of a few new things we are gonna do on the show... 1 - Adult Charades - the hosts and our guest make Wes act out a randomized list of "naughty" words (dingleberries, sooo naughty) for their enter-taint-ment, and a chance to become the Adult Sharades Shampion (had to make that spell "ASS" somehow, what do you want from me at this point?)! Make sure you go check out our YouTube page to play along and see Wes's "stroking" skills in action. 2 - Look forward to a hot wing challenge next episode! We have a very special treat planned for y'all, so make sure to banana phone in this coming week! All of this and much more,
Only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will dip the tip of your fingers in poop and force you to sniff them.. just the tips though, don't worry 'bout it.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
Katie @Katherine__raee
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
We're Back!
With an awkward bang, tripping over our genitals on the way out the gate! We "finger" it out pretty quickly though and Wes is baffled that he's the weird one on the show. Austin starts us off and tells us about His and Honesty's vacay to fillay (Philadelphia, shoot me. I'm tired). Wes is super jealous that they got to eat at the one sandwich place he's always wanted to stop at and EVEN more jealous that they got to witness a rogue "street beej" while there! Remember, if you ever get caught blowin' a guy in these streets, be gentle putting his banana away.
Next up, Wes deep dives into his journey with the sometimes toxic, always fun, world of Discord! He's been kickin' it with internet preteens and learning all the lingo. In the meantime, we met some really cool people and shout them out on the show. Thanks to Destiny, Apollo, Matty Boi, Bonsey, Spoon, IlSphynx, ItzSak, M4ze, Aleaz123... Honestly, I could be making these names up. How would you know.. like, thanks Obama. Shout out to Obama on the Discord! After the shout out, Honesty brings us her topic and we come after Bella Thorne. If you haven't followed the news on it, she's a false advertising, cock blocking, boner money thief that ruined the fun for all sex workers. Don't @ me Bella. Or do, we could use the bump!
Finally, we round the show out with our two biggest segments. And "biggest" as in it hurts the most going into you... Don't worry, it hurts us too. I mean seriously, they better not have paid the people who wrote these questions for the question block. But, before we get to that, We get into one of the biggest TikTok tornadoes of the show. Austin brought a whole gaggle of pants turkeys for us to giggle at, and Honesty brings her own brand of "stoned to the gills" curations to the table. This is a TikTok Train you'll for sure want a ticket to ride.
Now, here are this weeks questions, call in @ 614-600-2056 to tell us your answers or write to us at blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
What is your favorite sport?
How do you feel about buying a home?
What TV shows have you binged watched?
Do you think most jurors can be impartial in a celebrity trial?
What's harder today than yesterday?
What was your last brain fart moment?
What was your blessing in disguise?
What keeps you interested in your goals and dreams?
If you achieved all of your life goals, how would you feel?
What do you think is you're greatest contribution to society?
Do you think beauty pageants are degrading to women?
What words do you always spell wrong?
Would you rather be a news anchor, on location reporter, or weather person?
All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will open all of your cabinets and turn on all of your lights. Screw your OCD.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
We're Back!
This time around with a special guest! Charming, talented, and a twisted sense of humor (fits right in!), Sean Divine of Divine Imagery @divine__imagery, and guitarist of Fear Culture @sean_frcltre @frcltre, sits down and buckles up for the episode of the year so far. We talk to him about his hobbies, what its like being in a band, and of course, get sidetracked along the way! Forget music, does this adult toy have blue tooth capabilities? STAY TILL THE BREAK TO HEAR FEAR CULTURES NEW SONG, OLD HABITS. Find and support them on the socials! Check em out on Spotify!
First up, we cover Sean's history as an artist and musician, what band life is like during the Pandy, and how music has changed along the way and influenced the new generation of kids with it... BUT of course it wouldn't be an episode of this show without veering severely off topic and covering things like: The spit take moment from last episode, seeing System of a Down live, the "Name any fucking song and I'll sing it" game with Austin, and the recent hullabaloo with Ben Shapiro's dry ass reading of Wet Ass Pussy.
Finally, we get into the TikTok corner and watch some of the most wholesome videos on the internet! The gang was feeling great after the first couple and we skyrocket our moods with the next few, involving more... well.. darker subject matter. Think, bowling ball soccer... or knocking yourself out in a semi trailer ball pit. Wes intros a new game we will be sure to play more of... Guess that Wes-ism and our guest crushes. Oh, and them buzz-in phrases are great! Did you know that whales cum a lot? Like, more than you'd think. Google it. Can you get in Wes's head and guess who the jumpy short bouncy baller is? Listen in to find out!
All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make sure your current favorite binge watch doesn't get picked up for a new season. We have that kind of power.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
SHOUTOUTS TO
Sean Divine - instagram.com/sean_frcltre/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlwYOZL8NJ8&feature=youtu.be
Fear Culture - instagram.com/frcltre/
and Broskis and Brewskis! - browskisandbrewskis.podbean.com/
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Aug 18, 2020
Tuesday Aug 18, 2020
We're Back!
This time we get this episode kicked off with some drama and snacks to go along! We learn that Austin never read all the Harry Pooter books (was that on purpose? I guess now you know!) or seen all of the movies. He likes cars and guns, not dumb wands and goblins. It goes without saying, Honesty and Wes trash him a lil for his lack of Rowling Respect and then try to find a way to get him to enjoy reading. Sexy reading seems like the correct route... Now to find a sexy book club to join.
Next up, we do some reminiscing and tell stories from this past weekend. The boys got to skate and scoot, we met the dopest security guard, and the kids got to come skate at the home park with us! You shoulda seen Avi try to take Austin's ankles out, just like her Momma taught her. Honesty and Austin give us some great BaDtRiPsToRies, and then we finally figure out how walkie-talkies works. Is this description over, over? Who the fuck is Roger? Oh, and get ready for some Honesty Tok's. She curated a pretty great selection this time.
And finally, we get to where the title of this ep comes from. This one is a real "roll over the edge of the Niagara in barrel". Lots of emotional ups and downs, and we get to why the pod has been a little behind during the pandy (calling it something cute makes me feel less crazy). Leon, a real ass dude, and actual cat, passed away in the past week. He was with Wes for 7 years and we get into what happened, why, and how. Believe me, you'll never trust a cat penis again. If you ever even did to start with! RIP Leonidas, enjoy that never ending supply of nip in the sky. We wrap things up neatly with our question block and have a good cry-laugh before we end the episode! This weeks questions include:
What is your favorite time of day?
What food eating contest would you do best at?
If you had infinite money, what would you hire someone to do?
What is your relationship with your mom?
What was your first concert?
Is laughing at someones misfortune is wrong?
What used to scare you as a child?
And finally, would you risk you life to save someone?
CALL IN @ 614-600-2056 to leave us your answers, questions, or just tell us to shut the fuck up! We will play it on the show!
All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make sure your current favorite binge watch doesn't get picked up for a new season. We have that kind of power.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
Tuesday Aug 11, 2020
We're Back!
This time around, Austin, Honesty, Wes, and our new podcast ghost, start the episode right with a conspiracy against Austin. He ate a Hot Pocket(tm) before we started though, and is now invulnerable to the button pushing we throw at him. All this to say that Austin was hangry, and Wes and Honesty are dicks. But with the power of a full stomach, we pod bravely on!
First up, Austin fills us in on a straight party animal he met downtown.. Shoutout to Clara, AKA Roadkill. Tell your parents to put down the drugs and pay attention to you, mkay? We then pivot to our new format for the show: A podcast that recaps other podcasts. Genius, I know. And wouldn't you know we already have a full marketing plan put together. Actually, while I'm thinking about it... Can one of you please let me know if vampire tattoos fade over time? Or is that shit "immortal" too? Super important I find this out. Thanks in advance. SPEAKING OF TATS, Austin got a new one from our buddy Cesar @scorpionspirit_ ! Go give him a follow to see the new tat, and all of his other great artwork!
To round the pod out, you know we gotta rely on our new traditions we've made along the way. We play a new game that just happens to fit the theme, and take a look at some of the worst, and most offensive inkjobs ever done. Play along and guess the fake with us! Then we dive into TikTok corner, with a surprise curation from the Podmother Honesty. Expect more of those, we enjoy anything that frustrates Austin! Wes tells us a mysterious story about a poop that appeared from nowhere, and then our ghost makes itself known and scares the actual shit out of us. It's like it knew we were telling spooky (spoopy? alright, I'll stop) stories. And finally we get into the question block! This one starts slow, but then ramps up out of nowhere and ends with Wes covering Austin spit. No joke. If you think about it, now more than ever, we are all wetter than usual... All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!
WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE.
SEE YOU EVERY TUESDAY (Unless my cat comes back to life and dies again over and over. Like some sort of fucked up day that never ends, or Groundhog Day style zombie curse. Then the pod is over and its been a great run, but I have to go deal with my immortal paradox of a pet)
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we really will pivot to only recapping podcasts you've never even heard of. Try me.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
We're Back!
With a full crew and possibly getting better at this whole "professionalism" thing. Maybe? Probably not, as Wes struggles to plug cables into the correct equipment, Austin shouts out an underage influencer nicknamed "Roadkill" that he met, and Honesty continues her streak of saying only the best things at the best times. There's no way we should let that party animal into our recording space, and our podcast mommy is spot on!
Next up, the gang run through their most disappointing life events and Wes is a dick to Austin about his story that he shared. Don't worry though, Wes gets put in the nerd corner for timeout throughout the whole show as he exposes himself as an absolute geek at every turn. Honesty tells us what American Idol auditions are like, and shout out to our favorite local magician, LARRY! What a cool fuckin' dude he was.
Finally, the boys come back from the break and Honesty goes to bed. We address a whole conversation that happened off mic, and explain some of the more controversial things said on a previous episode. It's all in the name of comedy though, and if you've listened to us at all before, you know we cope with the good ol' dark humor! We bounce from tangent to tangent, and get deeper into our relationship as friends, respecting your peers and strangers, the bigotry of fetishistic ideas of someone, and when is personal preference border lining on prejudice? But if you don't like any of that, then be sure to stick around for everyone's favorite segment, 2,000 Questions About You! This week's questions include:
What do people often get wrong about you?
What opportunities should you have taken?
What was your first job?
Would you have sex with an angel food cake?
Would you get entangled with Will Smith?
What is tolerated that should be forbidden?
Seriously, about fucking that cake though, would you?
Call in @ 614-600-2056 and leave your answers there, or write in @ blueskiespodcast@gmail.com to let us know your answers!
All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!
WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE.
SEE YOU EVERY TUESDAY (HOPEFULLY)
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will make the opposite of an angel food cake, which will collapse the world into an unimaginable hell-scape. And we will definitely be telling your parents that it was YOUR doing.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
Tuesday Jul 21, 2020
We're Back!
A couple of drunk punks, talk some funk and gunk, for a chunk in a basement bunk, with plenty of spunk. Wes is starting to lose his grip on reality during the pandemic, as evidenced even further by his talking in third person while writing episode descriptions. He's a soundcloud rapper now and you should follow his new project on our page. Link in the description. Fuck! THIS IS the description. Whelp, I really am starting to question why I always make these so long? Do you read them? Are you reading this?
If you do happen to be reading this, then I might as well let ya know what your'e in for! Your hosts have spent a month off from recording and just absolutely can't wait to talk about their genitals on mic! If you can't ask your best friend about your parts, then who can you ask? From there, we don't make huge leaps or bounds away from the subject and talk about big dick problems. How many of those lucky bastards are actually secretly depressed? And bro, what that neck do? (sorry, sorry, real sorry, sorry).
Finally, we return to our debate about porn as an art form, with the added twist of social media apps and websites being a gateway to cheating. We eventually land on what we already knew though, Twitter is bad for your health! TikTok corner makes a return and turbo cools your gooch. Now with ice cold taints, we have the energy (UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF MENERGY) to play a new game about energy drink names and origins. Austin knows a little too much about the topic, and Wes does his best to play mind games while posing the question of whether or not pussy is real. From there, we reminisce and tell some old stories, talk about crowd work in comedy, berate Wes's dad (sorry dad), wonder where the hell Vic could be, and return to our question segment, 2000 Questions About Me! All of this and much more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!
WE ARE MOVING TO A WEEKLY RELEASE SCHEDULE.
HOPEFULLY EVERY TUESDAY BUT WES IS A LAZY, DRUNK, SHITHEAD, SO YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF HE STICKS TO THAT EVEN BARELY. IS TODAY WEDNESDAY?
Thanks to everyone who has supported us to get us to this point!
Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Do it, or we will fill your room with cicadas. The loudest ones that money can buy.
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
Follow Austin on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
and Instagram @blueskiesguy1
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC - Cloth masks available NOW
and as always,
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Tuesday Jul 14, 2020
Tuesday Jul 14, 2020
We're Back!
With the full crew and firing on all cylinders, WE RETURN. Now with more video. Subscribe to our YouTube to keep track of whether or not we have the hang of this shit yet! Austin, Honesty, and Wes get together to catch up on the important things in life - Pinky swears, HOT divorce lawyers, Female metal singers, toilet cumming... as examples... Ya know?
Next up, we take a moment or two and address the state of the pod, the country, and the odd reasons behind the mukbang craze. All of those tie together, trust me. We then take shots at our listeners while deep soaking in lobster butter, and then we see if our chicken peck activist has made any new content on the Tok. NONE AT ALL. Wes explains what it's like working alone, and Honesty teams up with him to make Austin feel bad. Speaking of feeling bad... Honesty loses all respect for Wes, as he attempts to defend the EXACT WRONG comedic take. Meanwhile, Austin gets away with murder. #wherearethebodies?
Finally. the boys realize they are both terrible and lazy and invent a game to play on the spot. Planning and forethought be damned! Then Austin confirms what Wes thought all along. You are NOT alone, fellow toiler-cummer. We do it too! We cover our favorite video of the past decade, talk about the infamous "right in the pussy" news bomber, YMH and Last Podcast worship, and much more! Only on BSFTB!
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Tuesday Jun 23, 2020
Tuesday Jun 23, 2020
We're Back!
Holy shit y'all, a whole lot is going on in the world right now, so lets take a small break from the chaos and go on a time traveling adventure together to the end of 2019! This one was from December, and the boys recap their holidays, Austin and Honesty's trip to a water park (indoor of course, we aren't like those bored white people who get naked together and jump in frozen lakes), and a whole lot more!
First up, why do people feel the need to do sexy, ass poking out of the water, photo shoots at public water parks with children around? Why do people let those same children splash and play in hot tubs? Who the hell was Molly? If I could stop staring at moist butt cheeks, I'd probably have an answer for ya! We leave the splash zone and Wes explains why his wine drunk wife always makes the holidays about chocolate starfishes. Yes, this is an ass heavy episode and we won't apologize to NOBODY FOR NOTHIN'!
Stick with us, as we move from the ever important conversation of porn as an art form... to the more pressing matters, like is my pizza racist? How much pizza could you eat in 30 days? Bet it's not 40. Bet. Then we make a lateral move to the NFL and the controversy over kneeling. What constitutes disrespecting the flag? Do the thin blue line people think what they are doing with the symbology of the flag is okay? Don't worry, the second half doesn't continue to be this serious. We quickly move to the origins of our favorite TikTok video, Austin wrecking himself in a thorn bush, and some reflection on how our childhood made us into the goofs you know and love today. OH! and the question block makes a return for those of you who love listening to us suffer through those! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
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YMH
RIP Togetic
Holden
Chicken Peck Lady (marry us)
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Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
We're Back!
And Honesty is back! God damn did we need some Honesty in our lives I tell you what! (I'll stop, pretty sure she hates puns on her name). Also joining us for a return appearance, Trevor! Wes's more confident, more handsome, and way younger little brother stops by to bring us a taste of that youth culture. This episode is packed to the brim, and we cover a lot of topics. From the jack wagons to poop stories, and drumming incorrectly to serial killers!
First up, Austin cold opens the show and the boys jump right into the icy deep end with some horror movie talk that leads to a conversation about shoehorning racism into movies and how they often only cover the surface level and not the actual issues. Then we play a new song game that Wes tailored towards Trevor's needs... and he still loses and gets salty as shit the whole time! Yeah, he really is still up on that hill, I checked. Next, we get into some good ol bullying and then Honesty explores the purpose of porn for women with Wes, and if "porn for women" is even necessary. Once again, Wes gets cancelled and Honesty proves she is the funniest one.
And finally, we cover a couple stories from being stuck in quarantine and then we all roll back, and touch our holes. It's what we needed and I'm sure you could benefit from a good self hole touching as well. Also, is goth jock a thing? Y'all let me know in the comments if you've ever seen one! SERIOUSLY! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
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Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
We're Back!
With the FINAL unreleased(and probably ever) live episode! This time around we cover the thing that brought your boys together in the beginning... The skate park! We are joined by legendary local, god like scooter wizard, and overall bad ass, Jacob, to talk about our worst slams, our best recoveries, and park culture. Stick around even if you aren't a wood pusher or a handlebar hucker!
Jacob tells us all about busting his skull, Wes remembers cracking his ribs in Colorado, and Austin just fucks his whole shit up so bad we don't even remember how it went down. All of these concussions and it's a wonder we can even setup a live stream! Oh, and we're gonna fight you're whole family. I know that sounds like an aggressive side effect of all these damn concussions, but trust me, your family has it coming.
And finally, a real life, honest to god, "sorry" and all, Canadian calls into the show and gets excited about beer that tastes like chai tea with us! Then we shift gears entirely and talk about the state of the world, American politics, the weed issue, and divisiveness in our current climate. All with our northern neighbor's perspective to help guide us along and give us a new angle to look at these trying times from. Hopefully we can all agree that soaking tampons in non alcoholic Busch Lite is the one true path to happiness and set our differences aside. OH, and try and listen for the moment where we lose our guests interest completely and he hangs up on our bullshit! (#where'sVic). UNTIL THEN, this has been BSFTB and we will catch you next week with a back to the basics and in person episode!
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Tuesday May 19, 2020
Tuesday May 19, 2020
We're Back!
You said we couldn't do it. Some said we wouldn't. You all doubted us. BUT HERE WE ARE, and what are YOU going to do about it now, HUH? Do you smell toast, oh wait, episode description. *It's been entirely too long and we miss all of you!* This time around we are joined by second time guest, fellow podcaster, and master of games, Chad! Speaking of games, he brought us a good one and inspires the boys to require ALL guests must now bring a game!
First up, Wes goes butt up and legs straight as we fly through Austin's tiktok corner. We laugh at wildlife prejudices while spitting in a live polar bear's mouth, and then we move on to guessing old NES game titles. Is The Adventures of Jim the classic sidescrolling rpg that started it all, or is it Retard Ranger? You'll have to ask Nintendo themselves, cus we get lost reminiscing about the different eras of console gaming and pyramid-titted tomb raiders.
Finally, we come back from our mid show break sans Chad, and move on to more serious subject matter. The conversation around left/right, cancel culture, and what is too far to say out loud has driven the boys insane during the quarantine and we finally break proto to talk social issues. Is the grey area a place we should strive to be, is there a balance to be had between both sides and is the middle a dangerous place? We cover everything from "white savior mentality" to the weird ways we decide what age/mental status people have the ability to consent consciously. While, of course, making dick and poop jokes the whole ride down... all of this and more, only on BSFTB!
SHOUTOUT
Hot Water With Lemon - listen wherever you listen to us!
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Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
We're Back!
This time with a Live Exclusive! This is a release of our livestream with special guests Carl, Cesar, And Nava! Listen in as we catch up with old friends, and also our dads in the live chat. Think of this one as a limited edition episode, because we probably won't be using PodBean Live in the future! *shots fired*
First up, we talk with Carl about his effect on Wes's mental state, and the effect of our Corona-cations on our health. We sketch out some future business prospects, such as pandemic retreats, open-air crackhead safari's, and anti-body building kissing booths! Cesar calls in and instantly joins the board of executives.
Then the boy's dads hop into the live chat right at the most awkward moments, and Wes admits to murder fantasies while Austin attempts to profit off of it. Well, second hand murder at least. Cesar tell us about the history of walrus genitalia in film, Easter gets HARD, and Nava joins us to talk about porno mags in the bushes. Them's some cool bushes right there.
Join us as we continue to try to navigate recording sessions during the quarantine, catch up with some old friends while stumbling over each others bad internet connections, and breathe deeply, heavily, and sexually into your microphones with Carl!
All of this and more only on BSFTB!
Special thanks to Carl - facebook.com/carl.graham.77964, Cesar @scorpionspirit_, and Jacob for joining us as always! Oh, and to all of the parents as well, including Honesty's mom(No way we'd forget you!)
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Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
We're Back!
Now with even more adult coloring... wait no. Guests! Now with more guests is what I meant to say! Podcasters, media gurus, and all around great guys, Ian and Marquez of the Broskis & Brewskis join us once again for a remote quarantine cast. We waste no time and Ian explains why he's the cure, Marquez revs up the Hot Take Machine, and your boys wonder what their wingspan really is. This is getting weirder the longer we are stuck inside y'all.
Next up, the BnB bros tell us about all the best media currently available to stream. Tiger King has kept us all entertained, but what about Lil Dicky's new show, Dave? And we throw The Office, Parks and Rec, and Community into the ring together to duke it out and see who's the best modern TV comedy. Meanwhile, Marquez continues his rampage and savages the Sims, Animal Crossing, and all your favorite quarantine activities!
Finally, we venture into the murky unknown and question the ethics of GOOP, the Simpsons ability to predict the future, and why Wes will eat a cucumber whole like it's a damn apple. What the fuck. Also, Shout out to MF'n Miami Beach. It's the best. Pretty sure that's where Godzilla goes on vacation and we all know Godzilla is a trend setter. I don't know guys, I got drunk while I wrote this, SUE ME. Love you though. All of this and more only on BSFTB!
Special thanks to Broskis & Brewskis for joining us as always! Nobody does pop culture comedy like these two dudes! Give them a follow over at PodBean and everywhere else!
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Marquez @marqueztreece
Ian @iandren95
and as always, don't mind me... I'm a tourist!
Friday Apr 03, 2020
Friday Apr 03, 2020
We're back!
This time in the doomsday bunker. We huddle up in our respective homes and cast out to the world with the boys, our new favorite co-host Honesty, and joined by special guest Tas Evans! She advocates and goes to school for Cannabis, and is outspoken while also being open minded! She was a blast to talk to and we can't wait to have her back in person once this Rona Bologna passes.
We do a little catching up and reminiscing, and then cover our current situation. The US government's delayed response has escalated the seriousness of the situation and millions of Americans are being laid off. We also discuss some of the unforeseen benefits and consequences of the pandemic.. Such as our carbon footprint decreasing while global production slows to a halt. Or the current administration finally talking about health care and social issues in a way that makes more sense for everyone's success! Oh, and we definitely talk about meme culture and influencers licking ice cream in between all of this... cus that's the world folks!
Next, we ask our guest the questions we've been saving for her specifically. Tas has spoken on another podcast (Adult Conversations, GO GIVE THEM A LISTEN AND A SUBSCRIBE!) about interracial dating and the duties of the parties involved to be respectful to the history and current situation of race matters. Should a white person date a brown person to begin with? Should whites ask their brown friends first? Is this a matter of preference or is it discrimination to only date a specific color of people? What if we make this about gender identity instead of racial identity? Where are the lines and when should they be crossed, if at all? How does color-ism play into all of this? We pick her brain and get into the weeds a little, but Tas is a master at navigating these issues and was a pleasure to have this enlightening conversation with. Especially now, while we are all trapped inside!
Oh, and don't worry. Of course we also somehow manage to talk about gaming, mens rights advocates, magical vaginas, Chet Hanks, white karen, and WEED! We would't let you down and get all serious just cus the world has! All of this and more, only on BSFTB
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Friday Mar 27, 2020
Friday Mar 27, 2020
We're back!
And what a month it's been! Great start to the year everyone, we did it, good job, time to go home... Wait, we are all stuck at home already! Susan sneezes through our intro, Corona virus rules over the vibes, and Wes's brother, Trevor, joins us as a special guest! This one was recorded right before everything got SERIOUS.
Y'all ever take a shower fully clothed? We can't seem to steer away from bathroom habits no matter how hard we try. It's been a theme from episode one and god dammit it's gonna stay that way! Austin scrubs with his penny loafers while he shows us some tiktoks, Wes covers the current conspiracies with his soundboard in hand, Honesty makes this shit look easy, and Trevor is young and has neck to spare! Young Neck in the building!
We play a new game this time around, and it immediately devolves into karaoke night. Wes brings us a full catalog of famous 90's songs, and quizzes the gang on their knowledge of classic hits! Next, we dive into our question block and answer some toughies this time around. You ever pee your pants on command? We want to hear about it! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
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Thank you to Trevor for chilling with us, hopefully you will be hearing a lot more from him soon!
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Stay safe out there, stay sane, and always stay full of potassium
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Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Thursday Mar 26, 2020
Update from the editor!
Wes here, and I just wanted to let everyone know what was going on with the show, upcoming releases, and how the basement has been since we got put on quarantine. We are continuing as normal, or as normal as we can, to keep y'all entertained while we stay cooped up in our doomsday bunkers! Look out for even more episodes now that Wes is unemployed, and more and more live streaming/bonus content between the gang! Hope everyone is hanging in there and lets look forward to those blue skies! Remember to keep in touch and find and follow us @
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Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
Tuesday Mar 17, 2020
We're back!
As promised, with the faucet wide open for a non stop drip drip drip of episodes! (Gross, I think...Right? Gross). This episode is from January of 2020, right before shit got real wild! We get started off talking about the Kobe Bryant tragedy and the, at the time, growing worries over novel Corona virus outbreaks. Jump back in time, in what feels like forever now, to see a snapshot of history at the beginning of the new decade!
Next up, we lighten it up with Austin's TikTok curations. Sucking a fruit roll up off of your friends penis sounds a wee bit messy, don't ya think? Wes sure does, and refuses to be sticky. We get our woman back in the new age of social media... and Man Scaped sponsors this episode! (PLEASE MANSCAPE, HELP US) Also, can you haunt someone if you don't believe in an afterlife? Asking the tough questions other podcasts won't.
Finally, we play another of Wes's concocted games. This time around, we test Austins knowledge of 80's and 90's wrestling moves a la ECW and RAW vs. Sex Acts and Positions sourced from the dirty, dirty interwebs. Can you guess if this is an over the top finisher, OR just another way to "finish on her"? I still think "grundunzle" sounds foul, and taint adjacent! And lastly, everyone's favorite segment makes a return and we get into our Question Block! What's a weird gift to receive from your boss? Have you ever walked a tight rope? Do you speak your mind? What is your biggest worry? Listen in for your boys answers and the tangential stories they bring up, AND write in to let us know your answers and stories!
Have a game you'd like us to play? You can send it to blueskiespodcast@gmail.com or Send a text or voicemail to 614-600-2056!
Look for new episodes dropping constantly the next few weeks. We have a backlog to get through and what better time than now to keep everyone entertained during the quarantines! New guests and content coming very soon as well!
Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we time travel back in time to kill the guy who wrote Back to the Future!
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Thursday Mar 05, 2020
Thursday Mar 05, 2020
We're Back!
Now with more drops! Wes got a new toy and the podcast you all know and love just got a little more silly. This week, we cover all the trending news and breaking stories.. lol, not really. Wes complains about tax season, we talk about the worries that come from being a parent, and then we all trade our kids in for a BRAND NEW TV!!!
Austin brings us his TikTok corner curations (with extra kangaroo on top) and Honesty explains to your boys the wonderful world of makeup. Damn, some of these companies are really, REALLY, racist. Next, Austin raps while Wes lays down a beat and then we watch a cow drink some milk. Harmless fun, all around! We end up setting off a giggle bomb and now our abs are stronger and more defined than yours (mic drop). Oh, and shoutout to Ethan. He's 100% my favorite and 100% a few other things as well.
Finally, we get into our question block. This section of the show has become something new, with a deeper dive into our relationships and inner emotions. We do some bondage for sure. Wait... I mean bonding... definitely bonding. Sorry, that cow video from earlier made me horny. Anyways, write in and let us know your answers to the hard hitting questions in this segment! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will hire one of those jacked kangaroos to HUNT. YOU. DOWN!
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Thursday Feb 27, 2020
Thursday Feb 27, 2020
We're Back!
And we've got a full crew with us today! Austin's wonderful wife, Honesty, joins us... and so does a special guest! Friend of the show, podcaster, and radio station rant contest winner, Chad, sits in with us for a game heavy episode! We start out covering Austin's brand new evil eye and a whole new round of TikToks. Plus we go back to some old favorites that have been keeping your boys giggling like wee baby girls.
First up, we play Austin's version of Guess the Correct Song Lyric, and Honesty sits this one out to watch Wes and Chad wonder what the actual fuck Austin is talking about! Stick around later for Chad's extra hilarious batman themed bonus round of this one!
Then we play one of Wes's new games, Dumb Law or Naw. Can you guess which of these ridiculous laws Wes just made up, or is an actual real life law?
And Finally, we play maybe the most problematic game yet... Foreign Food or Racial Slur! Wes went through the full Wikipedia entry on racist terms worldwide, and tasks the group to determine if this is a wild and weird food dish or simply just the worst thing one Ang Mo can say to another! Don't worry, that one I'm pretty sure we can say... Don't quote me on that.
Chad had to go before our final segment, but don't you worry, we still get deep into the weeds with our question block. This is definitely one of the more personal and revealing conversations that this segment has created, as Wes and Honesty try to explain to Austin what living with clinical depression and anxiety is like on a day to day basis. Austin brings his forever optimistic view to the table and the group tries to see each others perspective as we get deeper into what it means to be a conscious person interacting with other people. Hopefully by having this conversation, we can all have a more open mind to what others may be experiencing just under the surface.
Thank you for listening and don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Do it, or we will start meme-ing for Micheal Bloomberg. I heard he's paying!
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Friday Feb 14, 2020
Friday Feb 14, 2020
We're Back!
And what a year it's been! The boys get straight to it, as we celebrate one year of podcasting madness! Thank you to all of our friends and family who supported us from the start, as well as the new friends we've made along the way. Alright, enough of this sappy shit, lets do another shot of Crown and dive into it!
Austin brings us his latest and greatest in TikTok curations, and it gets out of hand pretty quickly! Can math prove that women really equal problems? Does Will Ferrell ever age? Will Susan ever stop being such a bitch?! We might not have the answers, but we definitely have some thoughts! Join us after the break for our newest segment, Retro Gaming Corner! Wes brought over an emulator and the boys get competitive in the OG Soul Caliber, some QUAKE, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Crash Team Racing, and the LucasArts classic, Zombies Ate My Neighbors! Don't worry, we also do a little karaoke to keep this part interesting.
And finally, Wes brings us a new game, Translate That Japanese Movie Title! Can you guess what Van Man is all about? How about Captain Supermarket? No? Listen in to see how well Austin fairs, and how our surprise off mic guest does even better than him! Shout out to Hot Water With Lemon! So come hang out, do some chocolate milk shots, and celebrate with us! All of this and more, only on BSFTB!
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Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
We're back!
Aaaand we'll be there around.... lets say, 8:15- 8:30?! Welcome to 2020 bitches (oh, are we late on that? No one told us)! Wes drank too much coffee and Austin has windshield wipers for eyelids now. More on that later... For now, we lose our headphones, do bad Gilbert Gottfried impressions, and bring on the TikTok's!
Ever take a picture you regret? Wes almost did! We do some kamasutra style acrobatics, and tumble nipple first into a controversial follow up to a question from a previous episode... Does nipple skin work with touchscreens? We do some experiments and have the results back from the lab. Just like a real science and technology podcast. Next, we listen to some SMOOTH jazz, we rank 11's from worst to best (9/11 being the worst obviously), and this 93 year old man isn't having any OF THIS WATER DAMAGE NONSENSE!
Finally, Austin leads us into a classic segment, and we ask how much pizza can you eat in one sitting? Do you chew with your mouth open? What's your tier list of fast food joints look like? Why are people so mean to Kelly Clarkson? These questions are getting more and more ridiculous but we do it just for you! YES, YOU SPECIFICALLY. So flip your hat backwards, tighten your belt, and clean out your belly buttons, cus this one is going deep! I'm not really sure what I mean by that either... so same boat!
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CARL
Micah
Kelly Clarkson
Mac Miller
Peach tea
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Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
We're back!
With the SIIIIIICK episode, totally sick breh. This one was recorded after the now infamous, too drunk, UFC recap episode. Austin and Wes have been going through some serious shit this week but we pull it together just for you, the beautiful listeners! The boys got into their first real fight and we air it out on the pod. Wes has a "Let me explain" moment, and turns out, Austin is just a dick. It's all good though! We work through it together and get straight back to bonding over dumb internet videos ASAP!
First up, we cover some new TikToks and these rascally snakes keep crawling up my cooter... Anyways, have you ever threatened some one's life over pizza? If so, let us know in the comments! Wes gets triggered and goes on a long, Ikea-bashing, rant. Those damn swedes really know how to create your own personal hell.
And lastly, the boys nerd out over unique gaming communities like the GTA5 DOJ guys and get lost in vidya game talk. Big Bird passed and we feel a little responsible for it... WE DIDN'T KNOW, I SWEAR WE DIDN'T KNOW! Wes shows Austin the fattest sounding harmonica solo ever played, and Austin gets out his giant... Ego (thought I was gonna say penis, didn't ya?). Everyone's favorite segment makes a return, and we answer a few questions about ourselves for YOUR entertainment. Are you not entertained?! All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB!
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Thank you for listening and please like, follow, and subscribe on all the things!
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